I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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