It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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