And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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