We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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