Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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