More tranny stories later!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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