ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
