You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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