windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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