I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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