I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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