is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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