Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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