Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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