I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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