How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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