Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Randomize
