New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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