He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
