You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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