Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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