Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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