sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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