I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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