Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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