if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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