so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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