Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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