Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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