she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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