So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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