i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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