I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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