I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
All the doctor said was why
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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