she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
