You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
the raccoons are back...
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