Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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