Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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