Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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