You smell like stripper and shame
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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