honey bunches of taint.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
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My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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