Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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