Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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