Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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