I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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