Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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