Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
do nipples grow back?
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