Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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