he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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