That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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