I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Panties = found
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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