Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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