So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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