Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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