I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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